Jumpin jigglypuff I am so sorry i have not updated. It has been what 2 weeks? My oh my on chinese time that is well, a damn long time. Im just going over in my mind what i need to write about. This is after all my own personal journal as well. I have no record of my journy here other than this blog and i realize i need to write down more. I really regret not having a journal when i was in japan, also i regret not taking more pictures. that reminds me, well soon.
ok quick side note so my outline for this
Passport
Thanksgiving
Festival
Bank
Startreck
Salsa
Peanut Butter
Ok lets start!
Passport. So my passport was stolen. Yea go figure. So what happens when the passport is stolen you ask? Well no first you ask how??? To be honest i haven't a clue. I last remember having the apssport when i picked it up from the visa office. When i last went looking for it i couldnt find it. I thought hey no big deal, its just in this mess on my desk, run to class look later. forgot about it. And then a while later, ok MUST Find it. Can't. So i remove everything from my room. and move it all back in pieces. can't find it. Alright now is a time to be pissed off. Sorry its not PG. Ill try to keep this civil. So i head to the police office. needs to be reported.
So last week i go to the main visa office in hanko. Basically the other side of the city. short 35 min bus ride. I go there and explain that my passport was stolen and i need a police report. Well it turns out they don't do that. I need to talk to the local police. So i head around the corner to the local police. they tell me they dont do that. so i need to go to the LOCAL local police. which was another 4 blocks away. I go there and no one understands what i need. so an officer and i go in a car and go back to the main visa dept where they explain to him that I need a report. Local polie report turns out to be on scratch paper. In his office he tears off a piece of paper, writes that my passport was stolen, date etc. Stamps it and sends me back to the main office. took 5 min. No comptuers, no forms. a scratch paper and a stamp. that is a police report... AND SO! back to the main office. turn over the forms and told to ome back a week later to pick up the oficical report. why it takes a week i havent a clue. So i return a week later an they give me half a sheet of paper that i am to turn into the embassy in beijing. other things i needed was prrof of citizenship (send from home) now i jsut need to go to beijing and go to the embassy. not a big deal yea? Fun 3 day trip. Here is the kicker. I was supposed to leave for beijing last night. Dun dun dun!
why oh why was i not on the train? well we will get to that part of the story. But first
what do those colors mean on startrek? I honestly have been addicted to watching the series online while doing work. The next generation is just freakin awsome! amazing i have a girlfriend and admit to stuff like that. ha ha. but seriously i get that red is officers. yellow is engeneers, blue is medical. but it seems there should be more. like security should have a seperate color, and maintenance as well... Idk mabye the costuems only came in a few colors. Mabye thats just me. and personally i love data. he is the coolest character. The android aspiring to be human. Challanging the idea of what it means to have humanity. and could you imagine the idea if we were able to upload our own brains to an android body? live forever! could it be done? Could warp tech be possible? the abilty to explore the cosmos or will be be forever trapped to this tiny planet? Or do we colonize elsewhere and accept that any colonies out side our system will never be a unified system.
ok so where was i? Oh festival. So every year wuhan has a major cultural festival. there is i belive about 50 or so nations represented in the student body. so each nation is asked to set up a booth and share the culture. sell food, dance, preform whatever. Somehow i ended up being in charge of the american booth. i was in charge of food. Yea i know some of you are rolling your eyes. I thoguht, lets keep it simple, clean and easy. PEANUTBUTTER! peanut butter on veggies, fruit, and sandwiches. there is little that americans can truly claim as thier own and not transfered from another culture. It was cheap enough to get form the local market. I also thought hey salsa. Its not so true american made but it is more popular in america than ketchup, mustard or any other condiment - or so the history channel said.
But who knew that the chinese when they see salsa (a bunch raw veggies) as well nasty. they ont do raw food. so raw veggies stewing in thier own juice is unhygenic. I don't really know. But tortilla chips are expensive. And we had a hard time giving it away. I would'nt of guessed people here wouldnt like tortilla chips. Mabye because it was cold food. The PB&J sandwiches did alright. i dont know if it was because it was seen being sold or the familiarity of sandwiches. Peanuts are popular here but never before seen as a butter form. Some liked it, others didnt.
So yea... I plan on making food for a christmas festival. just for some close friends. Jumbalaya in a bread bowl. that would be easy to do here. just some veggies, meat etc as a stew. i can find large enough loaves. it may be square but hey easy enough. Yea i realize now that probably would of done a lot better at the festival. but i didnt think of it till halfway through the festival... But when this christmas deal comes around i also want to do a gingerbread house! wouldn't that be fun???
ok so back to festival. So it was fun. i had some chinese volunteers helping. We were so close to the stage so my cheap speakers were no match. It was a good time. Some great pakistani food, undercooked potatoes from germans well my bowl was but the second i had was done wonderfully, wonderful french pastries, great african stew and canadian hot coco.
Of course its me so we know there is a downside. While attending the festival my camera was stolen. stolen from inside the booth. From inside the booth WHILE i was there... My awsome Fuji S9600 badass of a camera. It is insured but hey i have no idea how long that is going to take. also how much do i get. do i get what i paid or what it's value? oh my word scary! But the bright side is i assume i get to shop for a new camera so fun!
Well so passport and camera stolen. YAY. How much worse can life get? not much right? ha ha im not done yet.
Thanksgiving. FUN! i posted pictures and i may have to imput pictures here at a later date. So thanksgiving is a time of family & friends. But with no family here i invited my friends. 15 friends to be exact. We went to Pizza Hut! what? Where else would we go for american thanksgiving? I could'nt think of a better place. So what is pizza hut like in china? WEll. It has waiters, cute chinese girls in santa outfits. It has tables and seats. It has menus. It has jazz music playing over speakers. It has atmosphere. Its nice. Its a fancy place. I feel suprised that pizza hut is so fancy. it was nice. Dinner was awsome. little expensive but thatnksgiving is supposed to be. Of course it is not that simple. It was that night taht my bankbook disapeared. a bankbook is how i widthdraw money from the bank here... I go to the bank to have it replaced but they require a passport.
So who can see the catch 22?
I need a passport to go to beijing. to go to beijing i need to withdraw funds from teh bank to buy a train ticket. to withdraw money from the bank i need to show a passport.
Now do you see it?
Anyone think they have worst timing? ha ha. I love it. So i think that brings us up todate.